Rubbish In, Robish Out!

On this page, concerned citizens will find all the information they’ll ever need to know regarding what is commonly know as Steampunks and their sinister plans for world domination – all carefully laid out for you in plain, simple English.

The following is a mission statement issued by Citizens for Common Decency:

This page is dedicated to exposing the diabolical cult of Steampunkery.  Here, on these pages, we shall demonstrate through shocking, graphic images – obtained through “super-secret sources” (i.e. Google) – why decent, law-abiding citizens should be troubled, concerned, disturbed, angered and frustrated (although not necessarily in that order) over this debauchery which shall henceforth be referred to as Steampunkery!  Steampunkery is a sinister, demonic movement, lacking in common decency, dedicated to confusing ordinary citizens through the use of abstract symbolisms derived from a Victorian Era’s concept of “futurism” which, I might add, decent people from polite society have no business attempting to understand.  As a society, we need to confront this menace before it evolves into who knows what – “steamrooms for Steampunks?”  Forbid it Almighty God!  I could go on and on, but frankly, I’m running out of steam.

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A rare glimpse at ultimate Supreme Steampunk Leader – known only as “Steampunk Pikey” – seen here sporting full Steampunk regalia.

‘Supreme leader Steampunk Pikey’s chief lieutenant and co-conspirator pictured below.

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People often ask “how can I tell if I’m a Steampunk?”  Well folks, let me put it this way – if you find yourself frequently uttering phrases such as “home is where I find a steam turbine” – rest assured – you’re a Steampunk!

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Communication is of the upmost importance to the up and coming Steampunker and here are the new line of Steampunk phones built to insure that goal is achieved.

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And of course any discussion about the latest Steampunk technology would not be complete without highlighting the newest Steampunk Smartwatches – built to insure these scoundrels are able to commit their “crime on time.”  Heaven help us!

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Here’s an example of Steampunk Robotics these devils have developed to assist them in that goal of world domination.  Why these beasts will stop at nothing I tell ya!

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This is a typical steampunk toilet facility, designed to assist steampunks with the process of elimination.

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Behold, steampunk mailboxes, where steampunks receive the latest news about their quest for world domination.

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With pen in hand, these fiends set out to spread their message of chaos.

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 Yet more prominent dastardly Steampunkian Dignitaries.  Heaven help the poor damsels drawn into this chicanery!

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Here is just a sampling of the many thousands of helpless, innocent animals, caught up in the diabolical twisted web of Steampunkery.  The look on their helpless faces pretty much says everything that you and your lovely families need to know.

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Below, a typical office of a Steampunk, where the most dastardly deeds are planned on a daily basis.  Oh, heaven forbid this debauchery be unleashed on an unsuspecting citizenry.

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Oh heaven forbid it – a Steampunk computer!  Oh, the horror of it all!

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A tip of the steampunk hat to pure debauchery!

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Below is just a small sampling of some of the horrific weaponry Steampunks have at their disposal!  Heaven help us!

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Various time machines sinister Steampunks have employed to manipulate time and space.

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Some of the vehicles and airships used to transport these Steampunks from one location to the other – always with the intent of doing eveil. 

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Below are examples of eyewear which allow these Steampunks to see – with precise clarity – the chaos they’ve created in polite society.

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Here are a few of the cameras used by Steampunks to record the carnage they cause to our society and citizenry.  Get the picture?

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Some say these Steampunks are “gearing” up for even more trouble.  I’ll let you be the judge!

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The typical Steampunk home is one in which things frequently occur which defy the normal parameters of simple, common decency.

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Prominent Steampunk cats for your viewing pleasure.

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Pictured below you will find some of the carefully crafted artifacts associated with the cult of Steampunkery.  View them with caution.

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In conclusion – and in what should now be quite apparent to all – its time we get really steamed!

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