Trump Admin Preparing to Ban Flavored E-Cigarettes
Sep. 12, 2019
Trump Admin Preparing to Ban Flavored E-Cigarettes: Telling reporters “we can’t allow people to get sick,” President Trump said he is alarmed by the huge jump in vaping by young people, and announced plans for a ban on most flavored e-cigarettes.
So, we “can’t allow our young people to get sick,” but apparently, it’s still just fine if they get shot by assault rifles. Wow, this President really knows his stuff. Let’s see, 50,000 gun deaths and we do nothing, but 6 vaping deaths, and it’s a national emergency. You know, that actually good sense, especially if you’re heavily addicted to methamphetamines.
And to be completely honest, I’m rather surprised Mr Trump and his henchmen haven’t considered forcing more teens into cages. You know, like they do to those poor refugee kids down at the border. Hell, that ought to stop the little bastards from vaping.
Anyway, to counterbalance all these vaping bans, Mr Trump promised he’ll loosen up more EPA rules, allowing more toxic chemicals to be dumped into our air, food and water. After all, can’t have people thinking he’s gone soft on all these silly health and environment issues.
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