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Amnesiac Florida Man Wakes Up Speaking Only Swedish

Apr. 22, 2016

Motel 6Amnesiac Florida Man Wakes Up Speaking Only Swedish:  A 61-year-old Florida man woke up after being found unconscious in a Motel 6 in Palm Springs, California, with no memory of his past and speaking only Swedish.  Kind of reminds me of that time a few years ago when I woke up in that cheap motel with empty wine bottles and Rosetta Stone CD’s scatted all over the floor.  Oh, what a night that was!

 

AsteroidSpray-Painting Asteroids May Deflect Rocks From Earth:  NASA scientists are proposing covering a potentially threatening asteroid with a thin coat of spray-paint, thereby changing the amount of sunlight reflected and hopefully nudging it away from Earth.  NASA says the biggest obstacle to implementing the plan is trying to convince enough street gang taggers to volunteer to be blasted into space.

 

ScannersNaked-Image Airport Scanners to Be Removed:  After a barrage of complaints, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has decided to remove the “naked image” scanners from U.S. airports because developers say they can’t write software to make the images projected less graphic.  Looking back, the TSA admits it probably wasn’t the best idea to play stripper music in the background while passengers were getting scanned.


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